Thursday, December 12, 2013

Myrtle Beach Bachelor Parties Should Skip the Strip Clubs

 
The strip club bouncer with the emotional range of a terminator.  
Every strip club has these. 
These guys don't care if you're a nice guy who just wants to show his friend a good time for his bachelor party. 
Nothing starts out the evening better than goose flesh and chills running up you and your friends spine as you pass under the withering stares of one of these pain merchants. 




The chessy DJ who sounds like an STD with a moustache.  Every strip club has one of these guys too.  Some guy who announces each stripper and then spins the worst techno dance music around.  Certainly sounds like a shock jock from the morning zoo. 
You just know he has sexually harassed every woman he works with and spends his free nights at home, alone, pouring booze into that bottomless hole that is his soul! 




How much for a beer?    EIGHT BUCKS! OMG!  I'll have one and 5 more just like it....
How much for a lapdance?  $25.00 for one song  OMG!                                                                              







Strip clubs are dumb because they attract the dumbest members of our city, desperate men. Most men are willfully dumb when they visit a shake shack.  
If you are going to throw all your money at total fantasy.  If you accept that it's an epic rip off , and you go then more power to you. 
Eight bucks for a beer, $25. for 3 minute lapdance, and  being monitored and taped on surveillance tape.



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To your location is certainly more intimate, and relaxed setting, with your kind of music. 
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