Thursday, December 12, 2013

Myrtle Beach Bachelor Parties Should Skip the Strip Clubs

 
The strip club bouncer with the emotional range of a terminator.  
Every strip club has these. 
These guys don't care if you're a nice guy who just wants to show his friend a good time for his bachelor party. 
Nothing starts out the evening better than goose flesh and chills running up you and your friends spine as you pass under the withering stares of one of these pain merchants. 




The chessy DJ who sounds like an STD with a moustache.  Every strip club has one of these guys too.  Some guy who announces each stripper and then spins the worst techno dance music around.  Certainly sounds like a shock jock from the morning zoo. 
You just know he has sexually harassed every woman he works with and spends his free nights at home, alone, pouring booze into that bottomless hole that is his soul! 




How much for a beer?    EIGHT BUCKS! OMG!  I'll have one and 5 more just like it....
How much for a lapdance?  $25.00 for one song  OMG!                                                                              







Strip clubs are dumb because they attract the dumbest members of our city, desperate men. Most men are willfully dumb when they visit a shake shack.  
If you are going to throw all your money at total fantasy.  If you accept that it's an epic rip off , and you go then more power to you. 
Eight bucks for a beer, $25. for 3 minute lapdance, and  being monitored and taped on surveillance tape.



We have found, and most guys agree, when having a party, use outcall strippers.  By using outcall strippers you can save big money, party with your own friends, not with deperate dudes you don't even know, not have some scary bouncers staring at your every move. 

To your location is certainly more intimate, and relaxed setting, with your kind of music. 
Lapdances are free for all guests, wild party games, and the xxx wow factor of a real two girl duo show.

Arranging for your own entertainment, to have a night to remember is easy-simply call or email Myrtle Beach Strippers by Wild Thingz Entertainment.

Monday, April 1, 2013

Myrtle Beach Strippers:Best for Myrtle Beach  Bachelor Parties

 The most important part of a successful party (besides the location) is the entertainment. Check out Our Myrtle Beach Female Strippers for 2013, then call or email us today.
Wild Thingz Entertainment provides the finest Female Strippers and Exotic Dancers in Myrtle Beach  for Bachelor Parties.


All of our Pittsburgh strippers and exotic dancers by Wild Thingz Entertainment  perform a sexy striptease that results in a fully nude show.

Lapdances are full contact (no silly"air dances")! Throughout the show, body shots ,whip cream races and lap dances will be offered to all the guests by our top notch strippers. Much more fun for everyone than a strip club. 


We offer routines from mild to wild for Bachelor , Fraternity, Bachlorette, Poker Parties, Golf Outings or any event. We can do our shows at bars, niteclubs, hotel rooms, firehalls, social halls, at your house, on a boat, or almost anywhere in  Myrtle Beach  and South Carolina you decide to have your party.

Wild Thingz Entertainment has been doing parties with the best pittsburgh strippers for over 17years. The adult entertainment experts committed to continuously surpassing our customers expectations always guraranteed to provide the wildest, hottest, most attractive pittsburgh strippers,for your G-R-X or XXX partys. Booking in advance or at the last minute -no problem!!
Simply call or email , the bachelor party and bachlorette party specialist in Myrtle Beach
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